Just when you thought you were safe to sit down and eat your lunch in peace and quiet, you're besieged by a couple of fine featured hungry gutted seagulls. They're kind of cute but it's a bit off putting that they're SO BIG...... And persistent!
These birds have travelled all the way from London, through Europe, Asia and Australia and have eaten at the finest tennis matches, picnics, food courts and outside dining areas in the world.
Have them land at your event. Totally surrealistic, with working beaks, they'll be rummaging in bags and pockets, stealing food from plates and picnic baskets, causing chaos as usual and squabbling amongst themselves. Shrieks of laughter follow them wherever they go. And now you can have a flock of them!
Be warned.....they have the manners of birds. A AAAAA RR RR KK!